Traditions are weird. Like, we've done this every year so far and if we don't do it this year we'll "break tradition" (!!!!). So when you miss someone's breakfast in bed because they have to be at work at five in the morning, you make it a lunch and sing to them even if it's a month late. You know, to "keep tradition". Weird, but it happened. Also, there was Tater, who really thought he should be allotted higher bacon rations. My little family is the best.